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I once dated a writer and

dostthou:

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

Oh, my heart is melting.

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lumos5001:

brittanias:

77 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED DOCTOR WHO TODAY

THAT’S TWICE THE POPULATION OF CANADA

AND THEN SOME

is Canada a normal measurement for this sort of thing

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wrapped-in-michaels-wings:

teamfreesnuggles:



I WAS WAITING FOR THIS THANK YOU
closetperspective:

franklyrainbows:

Seriously though, where does Trevor even go?

At first I was like 
WHY IS DOOFENSCHMIRTZ BALD
and then it hit me.

iceinherheart-kissonherlips:

no but I also love how the war Doctor was like ‘oh for fuck’s sake, you both look like children, why are you using your screwdrivers all the time IT WON’T DO ANYTHING, NO WHY ARE YOU TALKING ALL THAT NONSENSE, DO I REALLY REGENERATE INTO 5YO WHO CAN’T SPEAK WITHOUT FLAPPING HIS HANDS AROUND, OH PLEASE, THE SHIT I HAD TO LIVE THROUGH IN MY FUTURE’

no wonder he regenerated into someone like Nine

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vanconcastiel:

the-last-of-the-time-girls:

Did you just tell yourself you have a small dick?

Did you JUST??
raidell:

cumaeansibyl:

wild-soulchiild:

hughhighlander:

Who needs a hairbrush when you’ve got momma.

ugh i love 

WEE TINY MOO

aww no now the baby’s going to have a
COWLICK
cuntgrats:


follow my personal instagram @fairyraes  to see where i get my outfits :)
akalea:

recharqinq:

akalea:

chalk or something idk man

I think they’re pastels

actually they’re chalk pastels sooo

grunge-en-roses:

My friend just told me the story of when her dad went to a Halloween party dressed as Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean and for some reason the police turned up and when they came upstairs he jumped up onto the window and shouted ‘THIS IS THE DAY THAT YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!’ then he jumped out the window and broke both of his legs.

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humorous-blog:

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bennyslegs:

when u find a lengthy, smutty and perfectly in character fanfic of your OTP

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